"My dad helped me fix the fan on my 'new' graphics card, but the only way to fasten it was with some thread."

You know wire is a thing, right?

We've gone way past plugging it in (plugging it in)!

My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"