You have 10 minutes before you have to leave for a job interview. You're starving and your only clean shirt is wrinkled. You have a very important decision to make. This man chose... poorly.
When your spatula fails during an epic grilling session and your chops are on the line you have to do whatever it takes to get back in the action!
This is more of a revelation than that one time I saw Buddha in my quesadilla.
Submitter Noah Cue says that he redesigned his toaster after he found out his oven wasn't working, and the result works like a charm.
I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!