You figured out how to assemble all that, yet you still don't know which way to hold a camera. This can only end well.
At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.
Some people draw their failures instead of photographing them. See more at Cheezburger's Web Comics site!
Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!
I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.