Without Cleaning Toaster First, Get Broken Toaster

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Without Cleaning Toaster First, Get Broken Toaster
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Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

BBQ In a Briefcase

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BBQ In a Briefcase
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Caron Rotisseries, a company that must have been founded by Q in his retirement, recently released its newest product; a portable rotisserie grill. Perfect for a day at the beach, an EXTREMELY nonchalant office, or if you feel like walking around looking like a professional assassin.

It comes with a removal charcoal pan for grilling and the rotating skewers can be powered by A/C adapter or lithium battery. No word on how much this barbecue beast weighs but at a cost of $719, you're sure to be the only one on the block with one.

So Is This Food Full Of Iron?

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So Is This Food Full Of Iron?
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http://myfoodlooksfunny.com/2010/07/13/funny-food-photos-sausage-on-clothes-iron/

Portable Hot Dog Zapper

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Portable Hot Dog Zapper
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If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

First Smash, Then Season

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First Smash, Then Season
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Alright, we're gonna need a minor of garlic salt leading into a flat 5 oregano and then finish it off with a paprika arpeggio.

~NSHA

Yo Dawg, We Herd U Liek Grilling

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Yo Dawg, We Herd U Liek Grilling
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So we put a burger patty grill on yo' muffler so you can grill while you drive!

Just fasten the attachment to the muffler and drive for a while. Thankfully no exhaust actually comes into contact with the patty: the hot air is used to heat a metal plate between the two instead. It's a good thing too, because that would be one smokehouse style burger I would not want to touch!