Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!
This is more of a revelation than that one time I saw Buddha in my quesadilla.
Hilarity and/or 3rd degree burns ensue when the little ones hunger for that last piece of bread. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.
You have 10 minutes before you have to leave for a job interview. You're starving and your only clean shirt is wrinkled. You have a very important decision to make. This man chose... poorly.