With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!
Alright, we're gonna need a minor of garlic salt leading into a flat 5 oregano and then finish it off with a paprika arpeggio.
I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.
Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!
For when you're in the kitchen but want to feel like you're in the garage.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack