"Yarrrrrr gon' gimme all yer traysure else I'ma shoot yew wit nat der blunderbuss!"
proxymat, you just might be a genius!
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They should not only give you your deposit back, but pay you for your brilliant work.
The simplest solution is always usually the best. In most cases the simplest solution is just buying a new one.