Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.
Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!
Carbon monoxide for everyone!
Why go outside to barbecue? This doesn't seem like such a bad idea.