A barrel smoker attached to a shopping cart for easy mobility.

Evidently you're not a grammarian though...

A little known use of the common "For Sale" sign. This is what happens at tailgating when you leave the grill plate at home and your father improvises with whatever was in the back of the pickup!

"Used the dead grill that I kept around, cause you never know when your gonna need a dead BBQ as a stand for the A/C. And cinderblocks, of course."

If you don't want to turn the meat manually, use a tool you tool!