The simplest solution is always usually the best. In most cases the simplest solution is just buying a new one.
Why go outside to barbecue? This doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.
It's not quite a brick oven, but it tries!
The a busted belt tensioner is no match for a group hungry drunk engineers.
Close the window! You're letting out all the carbon monoxide. ~Not-So-Handy Andy