Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!

"My brother sent me a picture of his ingeniusly-rigged "grill" while on a camping trip. Finally, a use for his Coke Zero addiction!"

Fantastic! Although, I spy, with my little eye, a Canada Dry! A cure for his ale-ment, perhaps?

"Yarrrrrr gon' gimme all yer traysure else I'ma shoot yew wit nat der blunderbuss!"

proxymat, you just might be a genius!