Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.
The a busted belt tensioner is no match for a group hungry drunk engineers.
Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!
Grandpa, our house is a 1/4 mile away. I know this looks like the place where your plane crashed in 'Nam but this is just the worst camping trip ever. ~NSHA