Swing or Die

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Swing or Die
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Actually never mind, I think you might be more likely to swing AND die.

Dammit, Jim, I'm a Repairman, Not a Doctor

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Dammit, Jim, I'm a Repairman, Not a Doctor
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The duct tape is actually covering the most badass part of this body kludge. They used a soldering gun to close the wound.

(No they didn't)

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

It's Summer! Go Swimming!

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It's Summer! Go Swimming!
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Go get a sno-cone or something! At the very least plug your computer in outside and play Civilization V on your back porch...