Perfect for playing pranks on your boating pals! Just drill a few holes in the bottom and laugh as they sink!
How am I supposed to play Diablo III and [SPOILER REDACTED] and kill [SPOILER REDACTED] with all this light?
Computer battery broken? No problem! Just weld on a 12V boat battery. 70 pounds is a bit much for a "portable computer," but it's better than no computer at all!
a fire sprinkler at a lumber yard
Worst case scenario, hey, free steam bath.