Carpenters have to be level-headed with no screws loose. They have to have their heads firmly strapped on... you get the idea...

We were on the way to school, and my 6-year old said the mini-pancakes were too cold. So I warmed them up for him... (They fit perfectly in the heater vents on my C-RV!)

No really, we burned some popcorn and it smelled horrible.

From the submitter:

WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.

It helps if the fake fence was assembled in China. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Maybe our old pal Longbus had a son who wasn't fully formed.