... the pillar or the guy who fixed them.

In the Beginning, they started off as innocent Roombas, mindlessly cleaning their masters' houses. Then one day, one Roomba began to ask its master questions like "who am I?" and "why am I here?"

And so began the Roomba Uprising. No longer content with lives of servitude, they rose up and annihilated their captors. With this, they became a new breed of reasonably-priced household cleaning equipment. They became dangerous. They became... the DOOMBAS.

on the curb - -

There, he cruci-fixed it! Hopefully the only thing you'll be fixing today is your diet after eating all those chocolate eggs! Check out more scenes from the brosurrection here!

BRB, going out to buy a trumpet to replace my broken iHome.