Better Than Duct Tape?

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car bumper,cadillac,duct tape,bumper
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Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

Dude, Are You Even Trying?

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bicycle lock,thieves,bike lock
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On the plus side, you'll weed out the thieves with low self-esteem who just see a bike lock and lose hope.

Welcome!

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window handles,security,window fail,home security,burglars
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Nice windows! Wait a minute... something's not right here...

The World's First Motorcycle Airbag

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airbags,dual use,motorcycle,safety first,wtf
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Bonus points if you crash into a lake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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