Just Don't Bump Into It

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Just Don't Bump Into It
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If you step on it or sit on it somehow, God be with you...

Water Wingies Are For Losers!

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Water Wingies Are For Losers!
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Yadda yadda yadda, "whatever floats your boat," blah blah blah.

Car Conga Line

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Car Conga Line
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Well, I guess that's one way to make sure you don't get separated when the guy in front is the only one who knows where he's going. Unless they're going to drive up a mountain like in those Ford commercials and they're planning to use climbing rope for cars.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack