Although, a pizza crust served at an obtuse angle might be exactly what my stomach is craving.
From the submitter:
"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"
And it was cheap.
That's one way to do a bike lock.
And if he's anything like my dog, he'll bite holes in it just because he can. ~NSHA