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Money, power and sheer stupidity can drive people to do some pretty insane things. Here's some that insane individuals thought they could get away with buying using the company credit card. 

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Wednesday is probably the worst day of the week. You're the same distance to the work week ending as you are to the work week beginning. Friday never felt so far. 

Thankfully, there are memes. Glorious memes. Surely, they'll help me get through the work week without issue, right? RIGHT?

Let's hope. Enjoy the memes! 

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Sometimes people let rage the best of their better senses, and they decide to flush their careers down the toilet. This is one of those times. Well done, man, you didn't fail to leave us thoroughly impressed. Poetic touch with the toilet paper. 

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Look, when you clock into your work, it's not social hour, ok? I want to be hearing the clickity-clack of your keyboard, not the chitty-chat of human connection. Below you'll find an employee who thinks they can turn their job into a regular drawing room salon, and another who understands the value of a dollar. One will be getting a promotion. Try and guess which one.

Now, get back to work! 

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"Take this job and shove it." 

Six words we all wish we could say on an almost moment by moment basis. We've got episodes of The Americans we could be bingeing. This dude didn't say those precise words, but he made his point. 

After quitting his job over the phone, he punched the shit out of his laptop, threw his phone, and started crying. That's why a strong work-life balance is important. Time to start putting that mindfulness training into practice. 

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If you’re running late to work, “my dog ate my homework” ain’t gonna cut it. Especially considering you don’t have homework at work.

Because there’s no equivalent in the workplace, people end up giving insane-o reasons for being late — even though they could just say that they had car and/or train problems. Thankfully, the team at Career Builder surveyed employers about the stupidest reasons employees give for being late, and some of them are pretty amazing (I’m looking at you “I was cornered by a moose."

So without further adieu, here are 13 things not to say next time your late:

  • 1) I forgot it wasn't the weekend.
  • 2) I put petroleum jelly in my eyes.
  • 3) I had to watch a soccer game that was being played in Europe.
  • 4) I thought Flag Day was a legal holiday.
  • 5) My pet turtle needed to visit the exotic animal clinic.
  • 6) The wind blew the deck off my house.
  • 7) I overslept because my kids changed all the clocks in the house.
  • 8) I was cornered by a moose.
  • 9) My mother locked me in the closet.
  • 10) The pizza I ordered was late being delivered, and I had to be home to accept/pay for it.
  • 11) The sunrise was so beautiful that I had to stop and take it in.
  • 12) My mother-in-law wouldn't stop talking.
  • 13) My dad offered to make me a grilled cheese sandwich, and I couldn't say no.


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