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The Cops Of Reddit Are Confessing to the Stupidest Calls They've Ever Responded To

Policing, it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. 

But with all the stupid people out there, have you ever wondered why they aren't getting called for dumb shit all the time? Well, it turns out, they are! 

The police officers of Reddit are sharing the stupidest calls they've ever responded to, and, man, they are as advertised. 

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The French ConnectionThe Bourne IdentityFast Five. Hollywood is filled with great car chases. They're usually contingent on high speeds and close calls. 

This video has neither. 

Here's a video of a guy trying to outsmart and outrun a police officer, after he's been successfully been pulled over. Instead of handing over his license and registration, he forgets which side the brake is on and drives directly into an Advance Auto Parts. It's glorious. 

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Watch Two Police Departments Have a Field Day With That Breathalyzer Tostito Bag

What happens when you bring your breathalyzer chip bag to Lawrence, KS. Well, they roast you. 

Two police departments tore into those breathalyzer Tostito bags, which can tell if you're too drunk to drive. Lawrence PD and the Riley County Police Department (also located in Kansas) took turns roasting the bag and the possible dangers of letting a chip tell you if you're too drunk. 

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Everyone’s got a bucket list, and it’s assumed that on every list, somewhere, there’s an entry about using a taser on someone. Very few get to fulfill this wish, but one Ohio teen did.

16-year-old Alyssa Elkins, a teen battling leukemia, wanted to use a stun gun on someone, and the Newark, Ohio police department helped her dream come true. Alyssa got to tase Sgt. Doug Bline as a crowd of supporters watched. “Bline winced and fell onto a mat, guided by spotters,” writes Newsday.”


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Alyssa said the experience was “awesome.”

“I'm very grateful that people would put themselves out there to allow me to do that to them,” she said.

Alyssa is great. The world needs more Alyssas.

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Cops Lob a Hail Mary, Ask Mystery Owner to Come Claim Their Homeless 5-Pound Bag of Weed

Well, there you have it: today in shit that never happens, we have what shows all signs of a legit police station taking to Twitter to kindly invite the mystery owner of a homeless, sweet five-pounds of the Mary Jane to step forward and claim what's theirs. You know what though. It's 2017. We're having a hell of a first week as far as the extreme and unexpected, generally far-fetched news goes. So, is it really that hard to fathom mystery dude coming out the dark to reclaim his stash? Yeah, but for the sake of a solid story, please let something develop here. Please. 

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