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Police. Cops. Popo. 5-O. Whatever officer might be looking for, you'll find all that here and more. These coppers will charge you up like a battery, so get a shock to your system with witty police humor.

'Why did the ratty slob behind me get his first?': Entitled Karen gets escorted out of coffee shop by the cops after losing it over slow service

Ben Weiss

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Man discovers weeks of fraudulent charges to credit card, tracks down purchases and gets thieves arrested at nearby hotel: 'You did a public service shutting those guys down'

Isabella Penn

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Entitled boomer causes $100k damage to neighbor's house, calls police to complain about separate issue and accidentally snitches on himself: 'The gloves are off now'

Isabella Penn

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'They took a full report before insisting on delivering my property—a completely melted Slurpee': Neighbors call cops on guy housesitting next door because his food was accidentally delivered to their house

Isabella Penn

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Karen gets evicted after calling cops multiple times on neighbor and flooding their apartment: 'You're out of here!'

Isabella Penn

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'The look on her face was PRICELESS': Thieving landlord flabbergasted when an ex-tenant lawfully reclaims his property

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'She called the cops and is trying to convince my boss to fire me': Karen wrongly accuses her neighbor of stealing her mail, gets pwned when he scores surveillance footage to clear his name

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'I am being held against my will': After working a 30 hour shift, nurse calls the police then gets fired for being 'immature'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Clueless Boss Sends Police to Do a ‘Welfare Check’ on an Ex-Employee After Ignoring Their Resignation Notice

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Follow me to my house, I'll follow you back': Driver pulls a daring uno reverse on a road-rager, teaching him a valuable lesson

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'[They] saw dollar signs': Customer calls police after mechanic refuses to return their car

Remy Millisky

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Police officer blocks barista's driveway, resulting in them being late to make the police captain's coffee: 'Captain proceeds to chew out that officer in front of all of his colleagues'

Brad Dickson

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'We're not a daycare': Elementary school principal humbled by small-town mom after forcing students to walk 5 miles home from school

Sienna Varady

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'What are you doing? My car is ruined!': Firemen total hydrant-blocking Karen's car to run a fire hose through it

Brad Dickson

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'Obviously the police wouldn’t do anything about it': Nurse tech calls cops over $.50 theft to make a point to hospital administrators

Remy Millisky

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'That's gonna cost you': Spying neighbor calls police because of a few leaves, police threaten to tow his car instead

Brad Dickson

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