Hey, Those Go On the Inside

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public transportation,Subway,train,underwear,what
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I mean, in most circumstances. And in ALL circumstances involving being on a tightly-packed vehicle with dozens of strangers.

We Get it, You Love Fruit

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banana,costume,fruit,what
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Just remember: There's always money in this guy.

At least I hope, because being rich and insane is the only reason I think you could use to justify this.

Don't Swallow Your Accessories, Bud

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aquarium,fish tank,what,weird
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Now What Do We Have Here?

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badonk,colors,neon,pants,what
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Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!

That's How I Learned The Alphabet

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abcs,alphabet,no thank you,shirt,what
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I mean really, it's all quite elementary.

And Lo, The Curtains Will ALWAYS Match the Drapes

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color,dye,g rated,hair,Hall of Fame,poorly dressed,what
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Also known in some circles as "hair dye with a different box."

Keep Drinking, S/He'll Look Better

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bar,club,cross dressing,drinking,what
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Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.