"So, what would you say you were going for with this look?"
"Quite simple, 'What if the Red Baron were a lime in a bowler hat?'"
I mean really, it's all quite elementary.
The one and only hairstyle featured here that's made me hungry. Well played, lady.
There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.
Ah, now I see why there was a drink minimum at this place.
For that matter, that's way too large of a car for a clown to drive.