Collecting Water for the Future Techno-Goth Apocalypse

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afro,tights,water,what,wig
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Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

That's How I Learned The Alphabet

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abcs,alphabet,no thank you,shirt,what
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I mean really, it's all quite elementary.

It's Hard Out There For a Pimp... Or Pirate

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hat,old people rock,pimp,weird,what
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I remember what pimpin' was like... before the war...

Party in the Front, Lamer Party in the Back

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fade,hair,mullet,what
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Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there!

GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME

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best of week,creepy,design,g rated,hair,Hall of Fame,poorly dressed,spider,weird,what
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UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

It's to Protect the Baby, Duh

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bathing suit,hazmat,pregnant,radiation,suit,what
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I mean, why else would I be wearing my hazmat suit to the beach? Jeez!