PLEASE, I CAN HANDLE THE BURTON-ESQUE APPROPRIATION OF GOTHIC STYLE, BUT NOT THE PENGUIN!
I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!
Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!
Across the far and deserted lands he will guide you. Silent, watching, leading. Are you brave enough to travel with Mr. Hooves?
They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!
Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!
Well hey, thank goodness there's that conveniently-placed cat to help you out.
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