Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!

Across the far and deserted lands he will guide you. Silent, watching, leading. Are you brave enough to travel with Mr. Hooves?

They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!

Well hey, thank goodness there's that conveniently-placed cat to help you out.

So clean, so simple, so "durrrty."