ANYTHING BUT THE PENGUIN

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PLEASE, I CAN HANDLE THE BURTON-ESQUE APPROPRIATION OF GOTHIC STYLE, BUT NOT THE PENGUIN!

Stay Bundled! Layers!

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I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!

No Girls Allowed!

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Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!

Come With Me Traveler, You Have Much to See

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Across the far and deserted lands he will guide you. Silent, watching, leading. Are you brave enough to travel with Mr. Hooves?

No Thanks, I'll Just Take the Drawstring Garbage Bag

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They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

As it Turns Out, a Wine Dress Just Looks Like a Flesh Dress!

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Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!

It Would Be Easier to Keep Cool Without the Mask, Actually

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Well hey, thank goodness there's that conveniently-placed cat to help you out.

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