That Does Not Count. That is Not Underwear.

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Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

That's Where All the Bagels Have Been Going!

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I had a feeling that Magical Chrome Victorian Punks were getting into our supply.

Only in New Zealand

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Sorry, I have to use this brand. The latex ones give me a rash!

Quit Photo Op-ing and Clean, Maid!

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Come, let me show you the frilly dresses of my people.

Where Did the Lights Go?

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I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.

Think of the Sweet Tan Lines!

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Finally, some sandals that I won't feel embarrassed to skateboard in.

Big Game Hunter?

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Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.