As it Turns Out, a Wine Dress Just Looks Like a Flesh Dress!

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Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!

It Would Be Easier to Keep Cool Without the Mask, Actually

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Well hey, thank goodness there's that conveniently-placed cat to help you out.

Trash Chic

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So clean, so simple, so "durrrty."

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, ORACLE

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Yes, yes, but what is this "FUSHIGI BALL (tm)" you keep referring to? Can it predict my future more accurately?

The Structures Were Not Designed to Handle That Kind of Stress

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NOTE: The pole is not the push-up-bra of the butt world.

Now To Cover the REST Of You...

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Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.