"So, an '80s futurist, a redneck, a douchebag, and your high school prom date walk into a bar..."
"What, this IS how I smile!"
I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.
What's the matter bro? Are you craving my... McNuggies?
Unfortunately, only a mock-up design, and we're only about eight years late to the party for this to be relevant. Rest in peace, Myspace, we barely knew ye.
I mean, because I am all down for that.
It's not about the outfit, it's how you feel when you're wearing it, and how well you can pull it off!
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