Two Hundred Channels But Nothing is On...

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mask,oh Japan,television,TV,what
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It's just the same stone-faced schoolgirl no matter how hard I press the clicker...

Spongebob Heelpants

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custom,g rated,heels,poorly dressed,shoes,SpongeBob SquarePants,what
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I'm giggling uncontrollably just thinking about them!

You Will Never Get Those Back

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laundry,laundry day,thong,what
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Not that you'd really want them back at this point anyway.

Beauty Mask, Terror Mask, Close Enough

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beauty,home shopping,weird,what
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Oh Japan, when WON'T you haunt my dreams?

That's How I Learned The Alphabet

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abcs,alphabet,no thank you,shirt,what
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I mean really, it's all quite elementary.

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