It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

Is this a new company policy or something?

I mean, we all know that true Music aficionados would at least get the Sennheisers buzzcut. Alas, this is the generation of music fans we're dealing with today.

There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.

Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there!

I mean really, this is some bush-league behavior we're seeing here.

Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.