For that matter, that's way too large of a car for a clown to drive.
I joke, but secretly I'm just waiting for the funds to finance my Satyr reassignment surgery. I can't help it, it's who I am!
And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."
Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...
The SS stands for "Super Stretchy," obviously. And the BBW is "Big Bangin' Wheels." Clearly. Duh.
Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!
No wait, just another sighting of the ever-mysterious "front butt."
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