I For One Welcome Our Prosthetic Satyr Overlords

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I For One Welcome Our Prosthetic Satyr Overlords
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I joke, but secretly I'm just waiting for the funds to finance my Satyr reassignment surgery. I can't help it, it's who I am!

They Say It's "Bowie-esque"

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They Say It's "Bowie-esque"
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And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."

I... I'm Loving It?

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I... I'm Loving It?
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Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...

SSBBW

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SSBBW
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The SS stands for "Super Stretchy," obviously. And the BBW is "Big Bangin' Wheels." Clearly. Duh.

In Case You Need to Be Warm AND Shiny

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In Case You Need to Be Warm AND Shiny
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Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!

How Can You Twist Around Like That?

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How Can You Twist Around Like That?
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No wait, just another sighting of the ever-mysterious "front butt."

Are Those Going to Be Currency Some Day?

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Are Those Going to Be Currency Some Day?
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I mean, in the post-apocalyptic future where soda tabs are used as currency you're going to be able to buy a small nation with those things. Good work!