But Where Are the Rest of the Clowns In Your Car?

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For that matter, that's way too large of a car for a clown to drive.

I For One Welcome Our Prosthetic Satyr Overlords

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I joke, but secretly I'm just waiting for the funds to finance my Satyr reassignment surgery. I can't help it, it's who I am!

They Say It's "Bowie-esque"

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And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."

I... I'm Loving It?

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Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...

SSBBW

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The SS stands for "Super Stretchy," obviously. And the BBW is "Big Bangin' Wheels." Clearly. Duh.

In Case You Need to Be Warm AND Shiny

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Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!

How Can You Twist Around Like That?

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No wait, just another sighting of the ever-mysterious "front butt."

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