Keep Drinking, S/He'll Look Better

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bar,club,cross dressing,drinking,what
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Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.

Your Pants Look Like a Curtain

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pants,shoe store,shoes,what
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Either that, or like a really bad bathroom tiling job. Get some grout, lady!

Where Did the Lights Go?

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lights,mask,parenting,weird,what
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I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.

Beefcake is So Kind to Those Less Fortunate

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beefcake,crossdressing,ripped,weird,what,wheel chair
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Rock On, You Crazy Self-Unaware Hero You

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bikini,crazy,IDGAF,old people,the horns,what
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If you got it, flaunt it?

It's Hard Out There For a Pimp... Or Pirate

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hat,old people rock,pimp,weird,what
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I remember what pimpin' was like... before the war...

My Little Sugar Plum Ballerina Pony

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bewbs,costume,my little pony,what
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And wood nymph. Can't forget that.