I mean, certainly there's some sort of context that makes wearing a lace globe of fabric reasonable, but I certainly don't know it.
Well, that wasn't the best start to my weekend...
Or parade. Or marathon. Whatever floats your boat, really.
I mean, until that little penguin guy found out what they spliced in with his ecstasy. Things got weird after that.
I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.
That banana's got a short stem, I wouldn't test him. He's a loose-cannon plantain who doesn't play by anybody's rules.
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