Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...
No Urban Outfitters, I will not pay $200 to look like a moccasin vomited on my shoe.
Unfortunately, only a mock-up design, and we're only about eight years late to the party for this to be relevant. Rest in peace, Myspace, we barely knew ye.
Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.
Yes, yes, but what is this "FUSHIGI BALL (tm)" you keep referring to? Can it predict my future more accurately?
I mean, because I am all down for that.
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