I... I'm Loving It?

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clown,costume,McDonald's,oh Japan,what
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Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...

Not Boat Shoes, Shoes that Look Like Boats. Difference.

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color vomit,fashion,shoes,style,ugly,urban outfitters,what
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No Urban Outfitters, I will not pay $200 to look like a moccasin vomited on my shoe.

My Only Friend, My Only Shoes

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myspace,parody,photoshop,shoes,tom,what
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Unfortunately, only a mock-up design, and we're only about eight years late to the party for this to be relevant. Rest in peace, Myspace, we barely knew ye.

That Does Not Count. That is Not Underwear.

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lingerie,thong,underwear,what
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Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, ORACLE

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busker,contact juggling,oracle,street performer,weird,what
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Yes, yes, but what is this "FUSHIGI BALL (tm)" you keep referring to? Can it predict my future more accurately?