Signals Are All Clear, Transmission Start!

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Signals Are All Clear, Transmission Start!
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Or maybe this is one of those hats that keeps all of the signals from getting TO you brain instead. I have a hard time telling them apart.

Make a "Peel" Pun One More Time, I Dare You

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Make a "Peel" Pun One More Time, I Dare You
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That banana's got a short stem, I wouldn't test him. He's a loose-cannon plantain who doesn't play by anybody's rules.

Where's "Good Sense" In the Dewey Decimal System?

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Where's "Good Sense" In the Dewey Decimal System?
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This is why I could never get anything done at the library!

Now That You've Seen The Picture, Enjoy Your Last Seven Days!

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Now That You've Seen The Picture, Enjoy Your Last Seven Days!
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Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!

You're Spoiling the Mystery!

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You're Spoiling the Mystery!
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Yep, you too can own a pair of underwear designed in the fashion of your... ummm... carpet. Get them while they're hot!

The Bubble Will Protect My Chastity!

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The Bubble Will Protect My Chastity!
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In the far-flung future, our naughty-bits will be protected by poly-urethane bubbles!

I'm Not Going to Ask How the Hair is Holding That Position

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I'm Not Going to Ask How the Hair is Holding That Position
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It's funny, nobody really questions animal fur in clothing or accessories, but as soon as you put human hair in a necklace things start to look weird...