Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.
I mean, my nether-region has really gone to the dogs, if you catch my drift. No wait, that's not what I meant! Come back!
You literally cannot peel the kitty off of him.
Nothing is quite so elegant, so clean, so noble as a fashion pug.
You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!
When did our fashion runways get so Silent Hill-ish?
I didn't realize the production line in Bjork's "All is Full of Love" music video made equally-creepy backpacks. Go figure.
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