I Dunno Man, My Vision is All Hazy and Cloudy...

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I Dunno Man, My Vision is All Hazy and Cloudy...
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And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It's the weirdest thing!

That's Where All the Bagels Have Been Going!

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That's Where All the Bagels Have Been Going!
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I had a feeling that Magical Chrome Victorian Punks were getting into our supply.

Only in New Zealand

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Only in New Zealand
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Sorry, I have to use this brand. The latex ones give me a rash!

George Clinton, is That You?

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George Clinton, is That You?
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Are things about to get funky? Please warn me in advance should things become funky.

Where Did the Lights Go?

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Where Did the Lights Go?
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I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.

The Half-Beard Strikes Again!

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The Half-Beard Strikes Again!
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Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.

Big Game Hunter?

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Big Game Hunter?
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Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.