And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It's the weirdest thing!
I had a feeling that Magical Chrome Victorian Punks were getting into our supply.
Sorry, I have to use this brand. The latex ones give me a rash!
Are things about to get funky? Please warn me in advance should things become funky.
I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.
Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.
Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.
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