I do NOT Choose You!

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The Spray-Tan Doubles as a Reflective Visibility Jacket

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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

Bane-Lines Are the New Tan-Lines

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"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"

Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!

Tie It Up with a Bow

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I Don't Want My MTV

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Man, do these MTV bros even lift?

Coppertone for Men

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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Get Some Sun!

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