That's Right, Conceal Your Identity

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Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

Why Modelling Is Not Like Real Life

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Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.

Regular and Barbecue

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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.