tan

beach,coppertone,pigtails,tan
By liisas
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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

bros,dreadlocks,leather,oh god why,tan
By Unknown
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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

bronze,guidette,shiny,tan
By Unknown
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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

beach,farmers tan,poorly dressed,summer,sunburn,tan
By Unknown
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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

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