The Color Contrast Here is Amazing

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By eeezy tease
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They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future

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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

Coppertone for Men

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Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Bane-Lines Are the New Tan-Lines

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"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"

Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!

This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!

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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."