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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

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Via: Izismile
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Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.

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