tan

bros,fabio,hair,tan
By Unknown
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I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!

farmers tan,ginger,sports,sunburn,tan,tank top
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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

bus,gross,public transit,spray tan,tan,train,what
By Unknown
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Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

bronze,guidette,shiny,tan
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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

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