Man, do these MTV bros even lift?
Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.
Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.
In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."
Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!
"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.
I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!
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