Fabio, You're Too Close to the Sun!

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I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!

Regular and Barbecue

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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

The First Day of Summer is the Worst

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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

Good Game of Basketball, I Assume?

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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!