Nothing on Their Bodies Is Not Glowing

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Including (and especially) their skin.

Tie It Up with a Bow

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She's Ready for the Road Warrior Future

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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

I do NOT Choose You!

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Good Game of Basketball, I Assume?

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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

Regular and Barbecue

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"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

The Grinch That Stole This Girl's Pride

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