"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"
Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!
Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.
I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!
Including (and especially) their skin.
Tans: young or old, they still look terrible if you do it wrong.
Man, do these MTV bros even lift?