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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

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Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

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Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

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