Fabio, You're Too Close to the Sun!

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I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!

Dat Ass! ...oh wait

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...busted.

Half and Half

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The Tan Lines Around Your Mouth Are Going to Look Awfully Weird

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Tans: young or old, they still look terrible if you do it wrong.

Your Friend Looks Like a Negative

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I Don't Want My MTV

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Man, do these MTV bros even lift?

Nothing on Their Bodies Is Not Glowing

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Including (and especially) their skin.