So That's Where My Curtains Went...

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Turns out they let the light AND flesh come through. Who knew?

The Ox Skull Showeth

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commando,pants,tan lines,thong
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Wouldn't be surprised if I were stranded in the desert and one of these showed up. The desert is littered with the skulls of cattle who have died of dehydration. And with tanned people. Everyone's tanned in the desert.

One Of Us Has to Change Before Hole 10

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golf,matching,pants,psychedelic,sports
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See, this is what I'm talking about. Golf is a game for dignified, upstanding gentlemen of taste and class. That's why the pants look like a hippie threw up on them.

Dress Sweatpants

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dress sweatpants,pants,sweatpants
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ZOMG DRESS SWEATPANTS

THEY JUST STARTED MAKING THESE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

THE BARRIER BETWEEN CASUAL AND CLASSY HAS BEEN BROKEN; THE TWO ARE NO LONGER MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS PUMPED SINCE THE SUIT PAJAMAS

I think those pants may be a little tight around the crotch region...

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Tadpole Pants

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jeans,pants,sperm,tadpole,weird
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MC Hammer would be proud

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hammer pants,mc hammer,pants
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