They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

Either that or the Blue Man Group has finally decided to move on up to the rare metals.

I mean, maybe one would buy different pants before bizarre undies that disguise the fact that you bought the wrong pants. MAYBE I'M JUST GOING CRAZY.

Well, there's a Phoner if I ever did see one!

Both your outfit and your position on the bus are a major safety hazard. For shame!

And all of those people came to the county fair.