This Actually Makes Me Less Patriotic

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American Flag,bad shirt,bikini,geriatric
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You'd never see something this unappealing in glorious Mother Russia.

Eek, Step On It

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shoes,slippers,spiders
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But how can you step on it... WHEN YOU'RE WEARING IT

I See London, I See France...

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leggings,see through,underwear
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8/10: Not perfect, but good enough.