Nothing to say here, just that I want this dude to be my best friend for life. That is all.

I mean, I'm wearing a single color across my entire modular body right now!

I mean, that's a pretty iron grip you got there, buddy.

Yeah man, I hate that stuff almost as much as poorly-colored text in a captioned image.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

Then again, maybe this is just rare documentation of a hair-growing mutation that I'm not aware of. Call the X-Men!