Also known in some circles as "hair dye with a different box."

Never has been, never will. Case closed.

Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.

Just hum that mantra to yourself, "The '90s were not that great. The '90s were not that great..."

Stick this store display right where the sun don't shine!

The zoo's newest attraction, people-watching!