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Me to my Dad, who's sitting on the couch with my cat: You two are exactly alike. You both spend all day on the couch unless you want something to eat.
Dad, after a pause, looks at the cat: I think she's talking to you.
Dad: Hey son.
Dad: Wanna know where babies come from
Me: No no plea-
Dad: The Game
(To my 3 year old niece who is pretending to be a baby doll's mother)
Me: Josie, did that baby come from your belly?
(Josie looks at me as if I were the dumbest girl on Earth.)
Josie: No, it came from my uterus!
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