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Mack's Mom Wishes For the Superior Small-Butted Race

Mom: You can't marry a guy with a big butt. Big butts run in our family; We have to breed them down! Me: Mom, there was this thing in the 20s and 30s, you may have heard of it... Eugenics? Mom: I like my breeding program better than Hitler's.
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Not that Hard to Decipher that Emoticon

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Fake? Perhaps fake. It's hard to tell in this day and age. One thing's for sure, there's plenty more mobile lols and phone mishaps over at Autocowrecks!

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It's Still Better than an OK Cupid Account

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Look Both Ways Before Shooting Yourself in the Foot

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This Twelve-Year-Old THINKS He Knows What's Up...

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Awaiting your sage advice...
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...but his parents have just been letting him watch too many terrible sitcoms.

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Properly Conjugate your Middle School Hormones, Please.

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Reddit user x4everendeavorx writes:

My friend, a teacher for a 7th grade class, intercepted a love note between students. She returned it like this...
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Mom has a Thorough Investment in this Family Lineage

(Somehow my mom and I ended up talking about penises, I was trying to change subject.) Me: Anyways how was- Mom: Just so you know you're not allowed to marry a man with a small penis. Me: ...what? Mom: Yeah. I don't want any small penises messing up our family genes. Me: What?! Mom: What? Do you really want me to tell you about your father's? Me: No! No, No. No. Mom: Cause he was huuuuge! Me: Oh my God, mom!
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