Too True, Too True...

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LMS If You Hate Differentials

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(My dad coming in, seeing I'm on facebook instead of doing my math homework.) Dad: If you don't start doing your math, you'll turn into a zombie. *leaves* Me: What just happened?
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Get it? Because Biology Jokes.

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Me: According to the lab I did, you and mom can't be homozygous dominant for ALU. Dad: Baby, I ain't homo nothing. Me: Creeeepy.
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Dukie's dad Was Aiming Low, to Avoid Disappointment

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(I had just received my acceptance letter to Duke.) Dad: To be honest, I didn't expect you to finish high school.
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Leax636 is Breaking Mirrors Accordingly

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(Talking to my 9-year-old brother) Me: Hey, do you know who is coming on Saturday night? Mom: Your Dad, if he's lucky.
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Public Parenting News: Might Want to Keep Those on Ice

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The Associated Press reports:

A man from the San Francisco Bay area has fathered 14 children in the last five years through free sperm donations to women he meets through his website — and is now in trouble with the federal government. Arsenault says he donates sperm out of a sense of service to help people who want to have children but can't afford conventional sperm banks. The 36-year-old minister's son has four more children on the way. "I always had known through people praying at church that there's fertility issues," Arsenault told The Associated Press on Monday. "I thought it would just be a neat way of service to help the community."

I think it's pretty safe to say that's a "Baby-making FAIL," right?

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Megandoc's Dad Can Make Sprinkles Too

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Dad: I s**t ice cream. That's how perfect I am.
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