Obligations, Always Obligations...

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Mom: (to my Dad) Honey, will you get me a glass of water? Dad: (looks at me) Get her a glass of water. (I give him a look.) Dad: We feed and clothe you, slave. Get the water!
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Better Bring the Extra Emergency Pail...

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creys,daughter,Father,g rated,guilt trip,haircut,note,parenting,Parenting Fail,passive aggressive
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A Mom, A Baby, and a Mountain Gorilla

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baby,dad,Father,hairy,oh god why,Parenting Fail,pregnancy
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Kat's Dad Just Needs Probable Cause

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Dad: If you want to date, date somebody who's going to harass you, so I'll at least have an excuse when the police bring me into custody.
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Too True, Too True...

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advice,dawww,Father,g rated,growing up,Hall of Fame,parenting,Parenting Fail,true facts
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