Meaningless Bets Are a Sacred Rite

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Dad: If you get that girl pregnant you have to name the kid Fruitloop. Me: Why? Dad: I lost a bet.
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Megandoc's Dad Can Make Sprinkles Too

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Dad: I s**t ice cream. That's how perfect I am.
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Nah, See, Daddy Has to Level Up His Halberd to +5 THEN He Can Ascend it...

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At Least It Will Put Him to Sleep, Right?

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Every time I talk to my European friends, they bemoan that the drinking age is 21 in the United States where everyone else in the world can go to a bar and order a pint by the time they're 18 (or younger in some places (hey Germany!)). I can see their point, especially when the allure of drinking can drive our young kids to hit the bottle at such an early age. Check them all out below!


Get a Quick Sip of That, Why Don't Ya

Look at this dad, just standing by while his child spirals into a TOTALLY INEVITABLE AND UNAVOIDABLE BOUT WITH ALCOHOLISM.


Use Whatever Pacifier You Have On Hand

If it weren't for the fact that this baby just lost her Jedi mind-powers that beer would already be in her tiny, fragile hands:


Of All the Times to Lose those Force Powers...

Dukie's dad Was Aiming Low, to Avoid Disappointment

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(I had just received my acceptance letter to Duke.) Dad: To be honest, I didn't expect you to finish high school.
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The Fun of Being a Father Without Having to Go Through That Awful "Sex" Thing

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