It's been six months, but the trolliest of tabloid articles is STILL getting people's jimmies rustled.
Just don't sing for him that song about misidentifying flying machines in the nighttime sky as shooting stars. Galileo HATES it when you do astronomy wrong.
He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.
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