Not Sure If Highlight-Haired Man or Ellen

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Not Sure If Highlight-Haired Man or Ellen
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This is why male highlights went out of style so quickly.

The Former Prime Minister of Australia Is No Longer the Most Popular Celebrity in Sydney

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The Former Prime Minister of Australia Is No Longer the Most Popular Celebrity in Sydney
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Darn! If it weren't for One Direction, all those school girls would be screaming for HIS autograph. Curse you, One Direction!

A Single Direction, But With Double Standards

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A Single Direction, But With Double Standards
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One Direction's dating tips: Trick her into looking less pretty than you, then capitalize on her subsequently lowered self-esteem. GENIUS. And not at all misogynistic!

Someone Finally Told Her About Music That Isn't Synthesized

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Someone Finally Told Her About Music That Isn't Synthesized
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Oh great, Katy Perry's starting the phase of her career where she wants to be taken as a serious artiste. We still have at least one concept album about psychedelic space walruses to look forward to before she gets it out of her system.

That Dress Is Offal

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That Dress Is Offal
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Isn't there picture of Lady Gaga with the exact same caption? What if pop stars have been trying to shock us with absurd fashion since at LEAST the '60s, and we only feign surprise and scorn each time because we're too scared to admit to ourselves that we as a society are bored as hell?