When You've Picked Phil Collins for Every Song, She CAN'T Say No!

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He could have chosen Peter Gabriel 13 different times, but Peter Gabriel, as the most well-read of the dating handbook know, is strictly for getting back together after a break-up.

Attention Gwar Fans!

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That's right! Is your loved one complaining you spend too much time butchering the innocent in the carrion-strewn hellpits across town? Are you having trouble finding someone who shares your dread loathing of the puny wretches who people the earth? Gwar will relieve you from the festering stink of existential rot!

Picking Up Girls Using Only Blink-182 Lyrics

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If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.

The Girlfriend of Your Nightmares

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A Justin Bieber fan covered her idol's "Boyfriend," while adding some lyrical twists of her own. Whether she's joking or not, her creepy wide-eyed stare will probably make guys swear off of dating for life.