At Least That's What Your Mom Told Me

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This is what happens when you let juggalos on the internet.

Trust in the Mustache

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Freddie Mercury wasn't actually gay, he just ran out of women and had to move on to men.

Romantic FAIL

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On a side note, Three Days Grace doesn't even do the song "She Hates Me."

TL;DR Version: Don't Date Musicians

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What if you're dating a cellist? Can you start fights before shows if it's a symphony orchestra?

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