Let the Piano Be Your Wingman

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Check out more ways to make it while you fake it at College Humor!

Attention Gwar Fans!

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That's right! Is your loved one complaining you spend too much time butchering the innocent in the carrion-strewn hellpits across town? Are you having trouble finding someone who shares your dread loathing of the puny wretches who people the earth? Gwar will relieve you from the festering stink of existential rot!

Crazy Girlfriend Is Crazy, Maybe (Definitely)

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Remember the overly attached girlfriend who sang that ... interesting ... version of Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend?" She's back, this time with her own rendition of "Call Me Maybe." Chills and creepy stalker vibes abound.