Picking Up Girls Using Only Blink-182 Lyrics

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If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.

TL;DR Version: Don't Date Musicians

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What if you're dating a cellist? Can you start fights before shows if it's a symphony orchestra?

Let the Piano Be Your Wingman

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