Jurassic Park is in Florida, if This Huge Roaming Gator is Any Indication

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This prehistoric beast was found tromping around a golf course in Florida, perfectly content with chilling out in the open. Anybody know where Chris Pratt is so he can wrangle this thing?

Here are some more images of the beast from the Myakka Pines Golf Course:



Oh hey, how did this get here...

A Trio of Teens Thought They Scored Some Coke, They Found Out the Wrong Way it Was Ashes

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From the Smoking Gun:

A trio of teenage burglars who stole cash, jewelry, electronics, and prescription drugs from a Missouri residence also thought they got away with a stash of c0caine they found in a wooden box, only to later discover that the powder was actually the cremated remains of the homeowner’s father, police report.

Upon determining that they were not, in fact, in possession of c0caine, the teens discarded the remains out the window of their getaway car. One of the burglars actually tasted the powder and realized it was not a controlled substance. 

One Kid Got Booted Back Home After Dressing Up as Christian Grey for a School Celebration

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The 11-year-old boy from Manchester, Enbland carried around zip ties and a sleep mask after the students were asked to dress as a fictionarl character for World Book Day. Allegedly, the whole thing was his idea. The school, however didn't think it was so funny and sent him home for the day.



Two Men Peed on a Bee's Nest in Vietnam, the Bees Sting Where the Sun Doesn't Shine

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From Metro:

Apparently we expected too much from several bus passengers who received several bee stings to their private parts recently after their bus pulled over at the side of the road to allow male passengers to relieve themselves.

One of them thought it would be a good idea to wee on a hive swarming with bees, at which point… well, you can guess what happened.

According to medics 22 people had been attacked by the bees after stopping to relieve themselves on a highway in the central province of Quang Ngai in Vietnam.