An Ex-Girlfriend Got Stuck, Without Any Clothes, Down Her Old Boyfriend's Chimney

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From CBS Los Angeles:

A 35-year-old woman who tried to climb down the chimney of her estranged boyfriend's Woodcrest home early Saturday morning had to be rescued after getting stuck, according to the Riverside County Fire Department.

Homeowner Tony Hernandez said the woman, the mother of his three children, had tried around 5 a.m. to open the door of his home in the 15800 block of Rancho Viejo Drive. When she found it locked she climbed to the roof and attempted to get in through the chimney. That's when she became wedged inside the 12-by-12-inch chimney. She had apparently removed her clothes to aid her descent.

A Photographer Was Able to Capture a Huge Fireworks Factory Explosion in Colombia. Turn Down Your Headphones Now.

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Investigators are still trying to figure out how this happened, and the extent of the damage it caused. But hey, who knew a bunch of gunpowder could be so volatile?

Shoplifting is One Thing, but Why'd You Have to Go and Make Poop Happen?

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Via Local 10:

A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Unfortunate Timing of the Day: NYPD Officers Shove Man for Dancing in Street

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This couldn't have happened at a worse time.

YouTube prankster Alexander BOK decided to film a little video in NYC on Christmas Eve in New York as part of Ellen's #DanceDares challenge.

The idea is to record yourself dancing behind strangers without them knowing and possibly have your clip appear on the show.

So he tried this out in Grand Central Station where, for the most part, people were amused and there weren't any no major incidents.

But when he decided to start dancing behind some cops outside, things got a bit more serious.

"What's wrong with you bro?" one of the cops asks in the video, as four officers approach the prankster.

Alexander BOK explains the purpose video to them, and they proceed to call him an "fucking a**hole" and eventually pushing him away, knocking him to down on the ground.

The NYPD is investigating the incident, according to TMZ.

Photo of the Day: Salt Spill at Chicago Storage Facility Was Fate

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A wall of a Morton Salt storage facility in Chicago collapsed Tuesday, spilling mountains of salt onto cars in the nearby Acura dealership.

The roof bear of the building near where the accident occurred bears the Salt company's motto: "When it Rains it Pours."

The only thing that could have made this more perfect would have been if there was a pretzel factory next door instead of a car lot.

This Man is Named (No Joke) Bud Weisser, and He Was Arrested for Attempting to Rob a Convenience Store

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Via STL Today:

Bud A. Weisser, 18, faces a felony burglary charge for breaking into a gas station-convenience store in Lemay on Aug. 21, police said.

Court documents say a St. Louis County police officer on patrol saw a man climbing out of a shattered window at the store in the 900 block of Lemay Ferry Road at about 4:30 a.m.
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